Take your foot off the brake after step 4

On my car, if you press the button with your foot off the brake, it will always turn off. So put on the parking brake, take your foot off the brake, and press the start/stop button: car turns off even if already killed.

Createspace is owned by Amazon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Amazon-published eBooks, on which Amazon takes a cut of 30%, are also a common money-laundering source. Amazon has no desire to stop these babble-filled books from being sold because they are personally making so much money off of aiding and abetting these criminals.

Here's one prolific author, for example:
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=d...

"I don't know what this is and I don't care to find out."

I don't know what LinkedIn Bro Poetry is, but I am 100% certain that nothing involving LinkedIn sums up 2017 unless that thing is "Microsoft's increasingly desperate attempts to make LinkedIn into some sort of social harbinger."

Can you expand on what your issue was with Splenda?

By the same logic, news about my cat belongs on Slashdot because I am a nerd and it would matter to me.

My (in my opinion perfectly capable) wife wanted to take this course but decided against it after reading those prerequisites.

It will take more than just free online courses for academia to overcome its walled garden and truly be more accessible. Why is something given as a prerequisite that can just as easily be explained in a couple of minutes in the first lecture?

What? It affects anyone who pays by credit card but doesn't want to give VZW permission to store their card info. It has nothing to do with last-minute payments.

Does nobody else remember this from The Office:
Pam: "I’m failing my computer class."
Jim: “I thought you were good at Flash?”
Pam: “I was. But then they switched to Acrobat just as I was learning Quark. I hate computers.”

Scenes like the virus one in Independence Day are at least believable enough that my dad doesn't think twice about it. Even he knows that dialog from The Office was BS.

According to an old Geocities page, they are things that fly around in the sky.

No shit it's orders for Russian troops. The mystery remains: what orders?

From TFA:
"Mr. Gates said the nation owed quality health care to those in uniform, their families and veterans, but pointed out that members of the military health care system have not been charged increases in premiums for 15 years — even though the program’s annual cost has risen to $50 billion from $19 billion a decade ago.

'Health care costs are eating the Defense Department alive,' Mr. Gates said."

He's suggesting changing the cost structure of it, not cutting what it covers. Given no premium increases in 15 years, I'd have to say that it's time to make some changes to it.

If you RTFA, it says that 12% of people have clicked on a spam message. It then uses the phrase "responded to" to describe what those people did.

Clicking on an email is not the same as responding to it. I've clicked on spam emails. I've never responded to one.

Not if you believe that the presentation contributed to the error, as I do. Everyone who knows who Colbert is knows that the show is on at 11:30PM. Using military time confused the issue and introduced an error.

Military time is a synonym for 24-hour clock notation. I call it military time because I only use it when dealing with the military. It may not be your preference, but calling it that is neither wrong nor silly.