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Hields said: "It turned out the bullet had smashed a rib and gone out of me again without touching any internal organs which was very lucky. It was just a flesh wound really."

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
        Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
        King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off!
        Black Knight: No it isn't.
        King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.]
        Black Knight: I've had worse.
        King Arthur: You liar!
        Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy! [Charges Arthur, who chops the knight's remaining arm off.]
        King Arthur: Victory is mine! [kneels and starts to pray...] We thank thee Lord, that in thy -- [is kicked in the head by the armless knight.]
        Black Knight: Come on then!
        King Arthur: What?
        Black Knight: Have at you! [Kicks Arthur]
        King Arthur: You are indeed brave, good Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
        Black Knight: Oooohhh, had enough, eh?
        King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
        Black Knight: Yes I have.
        King Arthur: Look!!!
        Black Knight: Just a flesh wound. [Continues to kick and taunt Arthur]