Better call before you'll visit Europe next time. So we have time to install AC to cool your important, fat American ass properly. Why didn't you just complain loudly on the streets about how stupid Europe is, so we could become as smart as you? All the other American tourists are doing that, all the fucking time.

So they had 2250 years time to install proper American AC. But they didn't! Basically the whole climate mess is France's fault.

Why is this stupid. It did last winter! When will this metereomarxist culture war ever stop?

"More areas"- oh, no! Not even more no-bacon-eating zones in Europe, additionally to all the existing places where eating bacon already is banned. The horror. Already you can hardly find a place where you could peacefully eat your hard earned bacon without getting hanged by the Iranian Revolutionary Guards and Ghadda... no, wait Khomei... no, wait Bin Lad... uh, some islamic fanatic's terror commando.
The worst is that you can't even eat bacon in a Christian church! They'll throw you out and tell you never to come back, just for having some bacon during these boring talks of the talk-show host, there. Damn Islamic Christians! And let's just not even talk about synagogues...

Banned drinking alcohol in public.

Didn't they just do the very same two years ago, slightly differently worded?

Not completely wrong. The symptoms you correctly describe are just not "Modern Marxism" but the general decay of debate culture. The left definitely had their part in that and keep making things worse by completely denying any blame. Or even any discussion about it. Anyone applying to the once proud left virtue of self reflection and critical views will be just labelled as "Troll" and blocked.
The right side, of course, is not that much to blame. They've never had much of a debate culture and their getting even dumber is getting lost in the general background noise.

This sounds even more like Judas Priest's "Painkiller" than the original score.

>You can't really stop people from recording in public

A punch in the face will do easily.

Explosions aside, the ratio between surface and capacity is not exactly optimal with mini reactors. They'll definitely emit more radiation than conventional plants and the risk of leakage also multipilies.

RIght. We know that from Buck Rogers.

What ever has happened to depmod -a? Maybe after some "modprobe -r" for modules you don't need. Should at least do the job until the next kernel update, but until then you should have blacklisted whatever you really don't want to be loaded.

Douglas Adams was a prophet. I hope the makers of the robot have given it reasonable protection against intrusive advertising.

"Centigrade" is a nonsense term nobody uses except Americans who can't memorize "Celsius". A centigrade would be 1/100th degree like a centimeter is 1/100th meter or a centigram is 10^-2 g. The SI unit is degrees Celsius, not "centigrades" or centipedes or Fumbleheit.

We all know which unspeakable horror lies beyond Pluto ...Yoggoth! We're doomed. As if things weren't terrible enough already.