1. 12 photos of you picking your nose are posted to a website
2. 5 photos and one 14 second video posted of you scratching your ass
I dont care - its the pictures of me masturbating in public that worries me.
3. Evidence that you left work early 30 minutes on the 15th of May 2005 to go and pick up some dry cleaning - why you didnt record this on your timesheet?
Doenst concern me. I'm electronically tagged and scanned in and out of my place of work.
4. Who was that woman you were talking to on the 18th of November. This isnt a criminal matter of course, but your wife is now interested.
women dont ever talk to me. I think its to do with masturbating in public. Oh and my wife left me.
