Reminds me of an old joke (Score 1)

found in a www.clowns.com cgi script:

if ($ENV{'REMOTE_ADDRESS'} =~ /microsoft.com/i) { # i.e. User is a cannibal

print &lt
&ltSMELL="funny"&gt
&ltTASTE="funny"&gt
...
&lt/TASTE&gt
&lt/SMELL&gt
EOF
}

(Sorry for the previous post...hit submit instead of preview.)