Here is the Advanced Praise section of a book called, "In the Wake of the Willows". It is a sequel to "The Wind in the Willows" set in New England and many of the characters did not seem to appreciate the author (Frederick Thurber):
“A squid could have inked a better book, and it would have smelled a whole lot better.”
-- Haggis McBadger
“You are sure to see this book in the newspapers, literally, after it has been pulped and
turned into newsprint.” -- The Tidewater Beacon
“Mr. Thurber should be ashamed of himself for such a scurrilous and contemptible
depiction of my dear grandfather, Mr. Toad.”
--Baroness Raquel Toad, Westport Point, Massachusetts
“The author of this book should be condemned for promoting and glorifying the
scandalous sport of croquet. This book can only serve to promote the moral decay of our
community.” -- T Rev. Cotton Mather III
“Mr. Thurber: You might have imagined your libelous depiction of my client’s family to
be amusing, but my client did not. You repeated the outrageous and discredited claim
that his weasel relatives had been convicted of overdue library books, but there are no
records for this baseless and defamatory claim, never mind their other heinous crimes
such as mismatched socks, jay walking, split infinitives, bad breath, and appalling table
manners. See you in court!” -- Peevish Weasel III, Esq.
“Lies, lies, damnable lies.” -- Portly Otter III
“Since I am a literary agent, my job is to reject manuscripts, thousands and thousands
of them. These submissions quickly become a blur, but Mr. Thurber’s manuscript was
so painfully bad that it stood out from the slush pile. It was with immense pleasure
that I sent him a tart rejection letter. Imagine my shock and horror when I found this
abomination at a local book store.” -- Noelle A. Vail, Sisyphus Literary Agency
“Upon reading this book, I felt betrayed. After we had extracted a solemn promise from
Mr. Thurber to protect our privacy, he gleefully penned a tawdry exposé. His scurrilous
and mendacious interpretation of our history has made a mockery of our community.”
-- Marten Fisher, The Riverside Historical Society