So the problem is that the PHBs don't see a need to upgrade. This is a perception problem. We can fix this.
Let's start adding this to the top of every web page we have access to. If the public web gets flooded with these, the PHBs are going to believe their jobs are on the line if they don't insist on an upgrade:
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