I believe last time this happened, beheading was involved....

Real hackers use MS-DOS!

"Squeeze thy titties, with the prize!!" ... "Harder!"

Hello IT, ... have you tried turning it off and on again?

sent my on a suicidal mission to kill collectors.

World of Warcraft. Don't know if it is being sold through steam though...

Someone takes Craig's "licence to breath" away!!!

Someone will come up with an incredible concept of plug&play. Not the standard plug&login&pay&update&playEventuallyIfyouHaveTheCorrectDLC

Why does time seems to slow down when you are not drunk. Because it's boring when you're not drunk....

- being sued for indecent exposure if the traveler happens to be a little excited when going through the scanner? - Suing the person checking the scanner of a naked child. - who owns the pictures? Even though it's not supposed to be stored, I can very well imagine that, if something shows up on the screen, there is some sort of "Take a picture so that it can be used in court"

Ha well, friends is an overrated concept anyway...

Your state of excitement indicates that you need to get out more often :)

You haven't changed your epic underwear for 3 days!

engineers do not take history classes...

shift gear