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Comment Meanwhile... (Score 4, Insightful) 57

by Patent Lover on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:11PM (#66057640) Attached to: Bipartisan Bill Seeks To Ban Sports Betting On Prediction Market Platforms

Insider trading is completely legal if done by a member of Congress.

Comment Federal workers (Score 2) 152

by Patent Lover on Friday March 20, 2026 @07:40PM (#66052328) Attached to: Work From Home and Drive More Slowly To Save Energy, IEA Says

Federal workers who weren't fucked over by DOGE aren't allowed to work from home due to a certain dumbfuck's executive order. That'll own the libs!!

Comment Re:Technically true. (Score 1) 39

by Patent Lover on Friday February 27, 2026 @09:23PM (#66014870) Attached to: US Military Accidentally Shoots Down Border Protection Drone With Laser

Get a rope.

Comment Re:counterfeiters ruined SanDisk for me (Score 1) 30

by Patent Lover on Monday January 05, 2026 @07:58PM (#65904411) Attached to: SanDisk Says Goodbye To WD Blue and Black SSDs, Hello To New 'Optimus' Drives

That's a lot of retail.

Comment Re:Papers please! (Score 1) 275

by Patent Lover on Thursday January 01, 2026 @03:49PM (#65895339) Attached to: DHS Says REAL ID, Which DHS Certifies, Is Too Unreliable To Confirm US Citizenship

Um, at least read the summary of the article.

Comment Re:Papers please! (Score 3, Funny) 275

by Patent Lover on Thursday January 01, 2026 @03:47PM (#65895325) Attached to: DHS Says REAL ID, Which DHS Certifies, Is Too Unreliable To Confirm US Citizenship

Nor any MAGA.

Comment Re:After RTO mandates, who is surprised? (Score 1) 187

by Patent Lover on Sunday October 12, 2025 @06:37PM (#65720470) Attached to: Toxic Workplaces Are Worsening: 80% of U.S. Workers Say Their Job Hurts Mental Health

This x 100

Comment Bezos and his boyfriend Trump will be dead (Score 1) 64

by Patent Lover on Friday October 03, 2025 @09:10PM (#65702198) Attached to: Jeff Bezos Predicts Gigawatt Data Centers in Space Within Two Decades

Good luck with this laughable bushtit.

Comment It's not down. (Score 1) 47

by Patent Lover on Wednesday September 03, 2025 @02:13PM (#65636472) Attached to: Streameast, World's Largest Illegal Sports Streaming Platform, Shut Down in Sting

I'm watching the Nationals - Marlins game on it right now.

Comment Re:DEW from space targetting those evil white hipp (Score 1) 60

by Patent Lover on Monday August 25, 2025 @01:09AM (#65613468) Attached to: Burning Man Hit By 50 MPH Dust Storm. Possible Monsoon Thunderstorms Forecast

Somebody's triggered.

Comment Regulations (Score 5, Funny) 76

by Patent Lover on Saturday August 02, 2025 @05:19PM (#65562928) Attached to: Four Radioactive Wasp Nests Found Near US Nuclear Storage Site

"In early July, a wasp nest with a radiation level 10 times what is allowed by federal regulations" Who knew there were federal regulations on wasp nest radiation levels?

Comment Re: GDPR (Score -1, Troll) 95

by Patent Lover on Saturday July 26, 2025 @02:31AM (#65546464) Attached to: Women Dating Safety App 'Tea' Breached, Users' IDs Posted To 4chan

Creepy weirdo on Slashdot can't figure out the difference between slander and libel. Details at 11.

Comment Re:It's About Time.... (Score 1) 118

by Patent Lover on Thursday July 24, 2025 @09:54AM (#65542154) Attached to: US To Withdraw From UNESCO Again

Trump just added $3.4 trillion to the national debt. Saving taxpayer money is not really his thing.

Comment Re: Ordinarily we get 8 years of Democrats (Score 2) 118

by Patent Lover on Thursday July 24, 2025 @09:52AM (#65542140) Attached to: US To Withdraw From UNESCO Again

Garbage doesn't need to be funded. It's free.

Comment Sounds wonderful... (Score 1) 233

by Patent Lover on Wednesday July 23, 2025 @09:19PM (#65541014) Attached to: How Much Would You Pay For an American-Made Laptop? Palmer Luckey Wants To Know

Who doesn't want laptop assembled in the USA for $10,000, made from parts made 100% overseas?

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