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Comment You're all idiots (Score 1) 1691

I've read a few of these posts, not all, but from what I've read, holy shit, you're a bunch of morons. Your complaints on the movie are founded on the fact that you DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOVIES and therefore are ignorant to the answers of your own questions. Here are some questions I've read here, and the goddamn answers. #1- OMG OMG How does Smith become Bane OMG that makes no sense, it's magic! Fuckin morons. If you watched Reloaded, Neo has a dream...with the Sight, which is one of his abilities as the One, by the way....He sees Bane and some other guy run away from Smith and try to use the ringing phone to get back into the real world. Smith grabs Bane and assimilates him. Since Bane was originally unplugged from the Matrix, he is partially cybernetic (like Neo and the rest, with the ports in the back of their neck) and he is able to overwrite the cybernetic parts of his brain, thus overwriting Bane himself. Then he uplinks to Banes body using the phone. Therefore, in real life Bane has been overwritten by the program Smith. Remember, everyone unplugged from the Matrix is partly machine. That's how they can be uploaded Kung Fu and shit. #2- OMG OMG Nobody was freed from the Matrix, this doesn't solve anything OMG Idiots. If you watched the end of Revolutions, the Architect says all people wishing to be freed from the Matrix will be. It's part of the peace. Stop dicking around in the movie theater and watch the fuckin movie. Listen. #3 OMG Neo can blow Sentinels up? MAKES NO SENSE AHHHH IM A NERD AND HAVE NEVER BEEN LAID Neo is the real One. The six before him for anomalys like him, but they had no power in the real world. The fact that Neo can do things in the real world shows he is the real One, a Messiah or Savior if you will. Sorry for all you religious fucks out there bitching about it. Don't watch the movie if it bothers you. I'm done writing shit.

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