If this doesn't get you to upgrade to Windows 10, nothing will!

To quote Kevin Smith: Man... I don't know what the FUCK you just said little kid, but you're special man, you reached out and you touch a brother's heart.

Ever since Slashdot was sold to Dice Holdings I feel like the poll questions are just mining information that will be used to annoy me later. Anyone else feel the cold hand of a corporate overlord on the other side of the keyboard?