Pancho Pistolas's Journal: MASSIVE HARRY POTTER SPOILERS! (aka my predictions)

Okay, spoilers follow...

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Last Chance!

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It turns out that Hermione is really a man, dressed in drag. And the wands...they're made out of PEOPLE! And Ron Weasley was actually already dead for the whole series. The End.

Soylent Green

[lithron]

So the wands are made out of Soylent Green?