Why do you need to wait there? Apple knows where you are and will send the police to you. But it's highly unlikely police would be dispatched for that - too costly. What is more likely is for you to be fined and charged via Apple Pay - that 's a better experience and more profitable for everyone.

Satellite Internet has horrible latency, never mind the fact that it is also traveling half way around the globe. Vonage cuts out quite a bit as your latency increases, if it were 200ms per packet, that would be quite a delay and perhaps even borderline unusable.