If you tell the joke correctly it solves all the problems.
"There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can count in binary and those who can't."
Still not funny.
Owen Money
How many
Plants = Tomatoes
Owen Money
000100 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
000200 PROGRAM-ID. HELLOMONEY.
000300
000400*
000500 ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
000600 CONFIGURATION SECTION.
000700 SOURCE-COMPUTER. RM-COBOL.
000800 OBJECT-COMPUTER. RM-COBOL.
000900
001000 DATA DIVISION.
001100 FILE SECTION.
001200
100000 PROCEDURE DIVISION.
100100
100200 MAIN-LOGIC SECTION.
100300 BEGIN.
100400 DISPLAY " " LINE 1 POSITION 1 ERASE EOS.
100500 DISPLAY "Hello Money!" LINE 15 POSITION 10.
100600 STOP RUN.
100700 MAIN-LOGIC-EXIT.
100800 EXIT.
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