Journal Otter's Journal: Cowboys Coach Claims Rat in Salad 4
This seems like something everyone already knows but it's new to me:
Dallas Cowboys assistant coach Todd Haley is suing a suburban McDonald's, claiming his wife and the family's live-in baby sitter found a dead rat in a salad they took home and began to eat.
The lawsuit filed Thursday in state district court seeks $1.7 million in damages, The Dallas Morning News reported on its Web site.
1) $1.7 million in damages for a rat in your salad?
2) Man, Terrell Owens has to be eating his heart out that there's a way to get media attention that he hasn't thought of yet! I shudder to think what's going to turn up in his salad!
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If I've got this right, either you're someone I've been meaning to get a hold of for a while *grin* or I'm totally off-base. If I'm NOT off-base, drop me a line, it's been a while. There's something to be said for an antediluvian SID paired with an easily recognized nick.
As for the token on-topic feedback... I figure it makes sense that he's an ASSISTANT coach - if he had two brain cells to rub together, "a few cockroaches" would be more plausible.
What a moron.
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Sorry, I went to high school with an Erika Henick (may not have the c's and k's right in that) but that's as close as it gets...
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Ohjeez, because there's a friend of mine who went to SLUH in St. Louis and then U. of Mo. who not only uses the same nick, but is one of the few people I'd expect to have a comparatively low SID. But your writing style isn't terribly like his, which is why I wasn't certain - though it's been four years since I last caught up to him, and people do change. Butanyway...
And there are two, maybe three Henick clans in the U.S. who are at most tangentially related. Mine claims Portland as its seat. ...In case
Ten Spot (Score:2)
Cowboys receivers coach Todd Haley, who was chewed out publicly by Terrell Owens a few weeks back, is suing McDonald's for $1.7 million after claiming that his wife and live-in babysitter found a dead rat in a salad. McDonald's, though, says the rat was fine; it had just mixed too many painkillers with lettuce.