You want safety.. (Score 1)

I used to make all my friends send me encrypted emails to my own personal server for which I had hired my own personal uber-hacker to defend with all his mighty computer might. But even that wasn't safe enough. Now I make my friends hand deliver messages in a sealed envelopes inside of a vacuum sealed pouch (so I know it's not opened) inside of a solid steel block, that's then surrounded by a layer of toxic neuropoison.

Well... I mean... if I had any friends that's what I'd do...