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Comment Now all we have to do is... (Score -1, Offtopic) 257

...get porn standards compliant.

* No jewellery on the man
* GOOD doggystyle angle - CLEAR PENETRATION
* Pretty girls, NOT skanks
* The men have NO body hair
* The men do NOT make noise during the sex
* The men do NOT have small cocks
* The girl looks happy during the fucking
* Natural positions
* Sleazy positions (the girl looks like she is asleep etc.)
* Messy CUMSHOTS

This is just the blueprint. The battle will begin here - http://www.johnnyversace.com. Jesus is our LEADER.

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