Slashdot saved my life (Score 0)

When I was down and depressed, Slashdot was there for me. When my wife and kids had left me, Slashdot was there for me. When I recieved cancer from my CRT from reading too much Slashdot, Slashdot was there for me. When I was about to suicide due to too much Slashdot, Slashdot was there for me. Come to think of it, I think Slashdot actually caused all of these problems. I'm not sure if I should be thanking you guys...

Great work lads! Been reading every day for ~4 years now. Keep up the good work! Here's to another five!