Only Half's Journal: Up Against the 'Net.

Today I venture out into the wide world of the internet. Although I am a very little girl, and perhaps vastly overwhelmed and underarmed, I'm determined to give these people a run for their money.
Surely I must know something, even if I don't understand C++, Unix, or DOS.
PS-- Please don't hurt me as I assure you I am already frightened and traumatized beyond anything you could do personally. If found, please return to your local animal shelter. Do not attempt to feed or handle.

Haha, I have to post what you said about slashdot.

[Other Half]

Other wrote: "Someone help me. This place is scary. I'm having deja vou of when I wandered into the men's room accidentally at the age of six or so. It's that strange feeling of knowing that the process resembles something you do regularly just enough that you should know how to work it, but being in a completely alien environment at the same time."