Isn't that smaller than Plank's Constant? This penis bends spacetime. What can your penis do?

In case if nobody noticed, quantum mechanics is really hot right now. Who wants to be in a quantum mechanics lab? If you work for CERN, please do not convert my world into strange matter. We still do not have some of those awesome weapons from Half-Life to destroy all of the "aliens". But, as Scientologists have said, "we are the aliens". I hope they do not push button char 9 and fire when they see me in a corridor.