An anonymous reader writes "Michael de Mare's, Confessions of a Recovering Preppie, has
been sitting on my desk a long time, for good reason. They say you
can't always judge a book by it's cover but in this case, the
unintentionally embarrassing front is perfect. Confessions is a painfully
ordinary collection of college stories. Michael seems to have a
different definition for the word preppie than the good people at
Webster or I do. Even though the author specializes in cryptography,
he seems unable to decipher any social situation, himself or the code
to writing a book worth reading. Click below to see how confusing it
gets.