I could see this working.
I've had them 3 separate times. First two passed after....riding in a car down a bumpy road on the way to the hospital. Not comfortable, but they passed.
Third time it was too big. Needed surgery. The stent they shoved up there was almost as painful, particularly when they yanked it out a few days later! My dick looked like a candle with the stent's little string poking out (had to yank it out some way!)
Well, here in Texas, it doesn't matter what make of car you drive. 90% of the time turn signals (or courtesy lights) don't get used. And if you do use them to change lanes, the person in the other lane speeds up to block you.
Don't call it dumb. Maybe it just made some bad investments, and it's retirement fund is gone, so it needs to still work.
At 55 I've got similar issues.