OTZI WAS OOG'S FRIEND. OTZI COOL, BUT KIND Of a PUSSY. REFUSED TO SMOKE CAVEWEED WITH OOG BECAUSE He SCARED Of CAVE-NARC.

OOG OFTEN IN FIGHT FOR TWO DAYS, BUT OOG ALWAYS WIN. OOG OFTEN MELLOW OUT ATTACKERS AND THEN BREAK HEADS WITH OPEN-SOURCE Cd!

OOG SUSPECT CAVEBOY GROK RESPONSIBLE FOR OTZI'S DEATH, AND FOR MAKING HIM GaY.

OOG ALWAYS WONDER WHAT HAPPEN TO COUSIN THARG SINCE HE DISAPPEAR IN MOUNTAIN!!! OOG THINK THARG FREEZE TO DEATH OR EATEN BY MAMOUTH BUT NOW ANGRY TO LEARN THARG MURDERED!!!

OOG THINK CAVEMAN GROK BEHIND MURDER (SINCE OJ SIMPSON NOT ALIVE AT THAT TIME AND USE KNIFE INSTEAD OF ARROW), BUT OOG PROBABLY HAVE TO HIRE UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER CIRROC TO BE ABLE TO BRING REAL KILLER TO JUSTICE!!! OOG AVENGE DEAD COUSIN THARG!!!