I wonder... (Score 1)

...if anyone's considered finely shredded mozzarella? Think about it. You're hovering over your keyboard, a nice big bowl of shredded cheese in hand.

Considering that you'd probably be eating this because you're too lazy to make any real food, let's assume you have no utensils to help you along with eating this cheese.

It's highly likely to drop to the keyboard as you grab finger fulls of it and shovel it quickly towards your mouth between reading and typing responses.

Now, being cheese and finely shredded at that, it's likely to melt and smell bad if left for any length of time. Not to mention that if it's had the time to warm up to room temperate, it will be nearly impossible to shake it loose or air blast it from its place between the keys. Eventually it would solidify and make it even harder to remove.

Yes, not only is shredded cheese a danger... it also fits in nicely with the current poll. ^.~