Are they saying that I stole the music i paid for? cool.

Looks like the rocket stopped thinking happy thoughts.

Create an email address for your niece, Put the digital data into an archive format, then email the data from your niece's email account to your niece's email account. I used to do it at college to backup my work when i forgot my usb stick. 2 years on the data is still there.

There's a simple solution to this problem which no one has apparently figured out yet. Give her a mop and a bucket and stick her in the kitchen then go for a drink, if its spotless by the time you've come back then you can be damn sure that he/she is female.