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Comment Re:Expensive Price (Score 1) 437

Like a good hound you have fetched what I have requested. You serve at my will. That post states:

Present yourself to me and I will mock you.

You accept and so you sit at my feet. You present yourself to me repeatedly and I continue to mock you. You wait for my next post, your next morsel of attention. What don't you understand? Is that too complex for you? Should I type it slower? Perhaps split it up into multiple posts in order for it to be easier to cerebrally digest?

You are pathetic. You are broken. Be a good dog and wait for the next bone I throw you.

Comment Re:Expensive Price (Score 1) 437

You are starting to echo my words? How can you claim I don't exist if you are trying to be me, starting to speak like me. Am I one of the voices in your head? How can I be, I am NotMichaelKristopeit.

voice communication constitutes a PHONE.

But that does not make it VOIP. You are too foolish and pathetic to even understand the difference let alone your mistake.

what is your name? where do you live? how can you be reached?

You so desperately want to be like me that you now beg to meet me? You are pathetic. You are broken.

Comment Re:Expensive Price (Score 1) 437

considering it takes a "smart" device capable of connecting to a worldwide network allowing VOIP communication simply to post comments

Really? VOIP is required to post comments? A 'worldwide network'? Those salesmen saw you coming a mile away, didn't they?

you are an anonymous coward who hides in my shadow. you have no voice.

Not true. I am NotMichaelKristopeit and I have a voice or you wouldn't salivate at the thought of me engaging your pathetic trolling. The question is is my voice real or is it just another voice in your head?

Comment Re:Seriously? Why not force registration (Score 1) 481

You are replying to me. And you keep replying to me even though I tell you I am here solely to mock you and your pathetic existence. You cannot get enough of it. You race through all your accounts hoping I have replied to one of your pathetic copy & paste posts.

Will I stay in the 180's or will I go back to #169? Maybe I'll check on #131. Where will I post next? You don't know yet but you will hunt it down like Pavlov's dog.

Comment Re:Expensive Price (Score 1) 437

Hey, MichaelKristopeit183, glad to see you started using the #183 username today along with #184, 185, 186, 187, 188 & 189. You haven't used #190 yet but you did register it already today. Busy busy boy.

i've been waiting for a phone very similar to this for many years.

Yeah, you don't really qualify for a smartphone, now do you?

just because you aren't in the market doesn't mean the market doesn't exist.

Just because all 190 of the voices in your head want one doesn't mean there is a market for it.

Comment Re:Seriously? Why not force registration (Score 1) 481

You are like Pavlov's dog. You are desperate for attention, waiting for me to ring your bell so you can come running. You salivate at the thought of someone, anyone, even a total stranger on the internet acknowledging you and somehow validating your pathetic delusional existence. Well, here I am. Ding-a-ling-a-ling. Come and get it boy.

Comment Re:Seriously? Why not force registration (Score 1) 481

Why don't your ask you virtual pimp over at edrugtrader.com for an extra dose of your meds. If you can't afford it I'm sure PayPal will help you figure out a way to get some money back.

The world is full of idiots who believe they would benefit to silence me. You are also an idiot, too concerned with the irrelevant activity of others.

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