Comment Already underway at ASX (Score 1) 18

by Nodsnarb on Saturday June 11, 2022 @05:26AM (#62611150) Attached to: Nigerian Bourse To Adopt Blockchain for Settling Trades by 2023

ASX is already replacing their CHESS settlement system with distributed ledgers and block chain https://www2.asx.com.au/market...

Comment Re: Please explain (Score 1) 19

by Nodsnarb on Sunday January 09, 2022 @09:26AM (#62156885) Attached to: Paleontologists Excavate 'Incredibly Detailed' Fossils With Preserved Subcellular Structures

The first rule of fossil club you do not talk about fossil clubâ¦

Comment What could possibly go wrongâ¦ (Score 1) 123

by Nodsnarb on Wednesday January 05, 2022 @01:44AM (#62144115) Attached to: John Deere's Self-Driving Tractor Lets Farmers Leave the Cab -- and the Field

Operator: We have done the needful and the harvester has bifurcated the wheat Farmer: That was my 2 year old child! Operator: Would you like to speak to my supervisor..1?

Comment 100 times bigger sure - but NASA drew this on Mars (Score 1) 134

by Nodsnarb on Friday November 26, 2021 @05:35AM (#62022673) Attached to: China's New Space Reactor 'Will Be 100 Times More Powerful Than a Similar Device NASA Plans To Put on the Surface of the Moon by

Surely thatâ(TM)s a better interplanetary erection! https://bit.ly/32Bq7r6

Comment Fun fact- Her Father was an Executive with Enron (Score 1) 86

by Nodsnarb on Friday August 27, 2021 @04:32AM (#61734803) Attached to: Elizabeth Holmes's Trial Could Reveal Her Side of Theranos Story

Christian Rasmus Holmes IV, was a vice president at Enron No Scandals in her family!

Comment Re: Gun nuts (Score 1) 1374

by Nodsnarb on Thursday May 01, 2014 @05:37PM (#46894097) Attached to: "Smart" Gun Seller Gets the Wrong Kind of Online Attention

The Second Amendment enshrines an Americans right to wear T-Shirts...Why ? Because the Second Amendment gives every American the right to bare arms.

Submission + - When is Scientific Research not Research...When it's Killing Whales (bbc.com)

Submitted by Nodsnarb on Monday March 31, 2014 @06:27AM

Nodsnarb writes: The UN's international Court of Justice (ICJ) has ruled that Japan's Antarctic whaling programmer is not for scientific purposes- Welziac would be pleased...

Comment Re: Arthur C. Clarke said it best (Score 0) 374

by Nodsnarb on Wednesday February 26, 2014 @01:36AM (#46342765) Attached to: Report: Space Elevators Are Feasible

Ha! Ha! (Damn!)

Comment Re: I think I've seen this plan (Score 0) 330

by Nodsnarb on Sunday February 23, 2014 @09:21PM (#46319787) Attached to: Japanese Firm Proposes Microwave-Linked Solar Plant On the Moon

'That's no moon...it's a space station!'

Comment Re: Sign the petition (Score 0) 277

by Nodsnarb on Monday February 03, 2014 @12:31AM (#46137929) Attached to: Australia OKs Dumping Dredge Waste In Barrier Reef

Epic Fail on the part of GetUp- they started posting this junk on social media the day after the Australian Federal Government closed its community consultation on the future of the reef (http://www.reefhaveyoursay.com.au/). Only thing worse than an ineffective government is an ineffective social movement.

Comment Re: water isn't 100% H20, hahaha read a book (Score 1) 375

by Nodsnarb on Friday January 17, 2014 @01:31AM (#45982861) Attached to: Revolutionary Scuba Mask Creates Breathable Oxygen Underwater On Its Own

So what you're saying is -he had a real cross to bear...?

Comment Re: Lie-fest from the NSA (Score 1) 504

by Nodsnarb on Monday December 16, 2013 @09:13PM (#45710197) Attached to: CBS 60 Minutes: NSA Speaks Out On Snowden, Spying

Hang on- War in Iraq? What war in Iraq- next you'll be telling me there's a war in Afghanistan

Comment Re: Shame on them (Score 5, Funny) 366

by Nodsnarb on Friday November 15, 2013 @01:09AM (#45430049) Attached to: Clam That Was Killed Determining Its Age Was Over 100 Years Older Than Estimated

Perhaps they should've called it Kenny...

Comment Re: no. (Score 1) 152

by Nodsnarb on Thursday October 24, 2013 @09:56PM (#45230617) Attached to: People Trust Tech Companies Over Automakers For Self-Driving Cars

Can I call a spade a shovel?

Comment Predators and Prey... (Score 1) 167

by Nodsnarb on Wednesday October 16, 2013 @09:54PM (#45149077) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: As a Programmer/Geek, Should I Learn Business?

Having studied finance (eg business) I would say definitely not... Now if you'd also like to sign this contract I sent you assigning me all rights and incomes from your intellectual property that would be swell. It'll benefit both us , pinkie promise, I swear...

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