Submission + - Adobe Patches Second Flash Zero-Day In 9 Days (computerworld.com)
Comment Re:Ask the British... (Score 1) 2288
Ask the British...
I hate to break it to you, old chap, but we Brits do use metric. Petrol (gas) is sold by the litre, and speed and distance by the kilometre. I do buy food by the pound (legally, the kilogram). After all, it (appears to be) much cheaper to buy a pound of bananas for 0.99 than a kilogram for 2.18.
Comment Re:Not so sensasonal headline (Score 2, Informative) 286
Comment Not so sensasonal headline (Score 2, Informative) 286
The Government's Strategic Defence and Security Review, which revealed: "We will introduce a programme to preserve the ability of the security, intelligence and law enforcement agencies to obtain communication data and to intercept communications within the appropriate legal framework.
Yes, it is _just_ a proposal, do you want it to come about? So... time to ramp up development of https-everywhere, ensure that you use GNU Privacy guard for all EMail, bit locker on your drives, and dust off your NT box to run https-everywhere!
Comment North Korea invents the internet! (Score 1) 175
Hey! Kim Jong-Il has invented the Internet, and is allowing us to use it as well!
Comment Re:Central Canada = Toronto? (Score 1) 560
Comment Where's Monty Python when you need them? (Score 1, Troll) 390
Honestly, the UK is already the most monitored country, with little real result. This won't be any more beneficial to anyone, the authorities included!
Comment Re:Whatis bot (Score 1) 274
as an IBM employee I use the "Whatis bot" all the time. It is just a chat bot on Sametime chat inside Lotus Notes that allows you to message it an abbreviation and it tells you all the meanings. This is very useful when you get an e-mail from a long time IBMer that knows every abbreviation and doesn't hesitate to use them.
As a long time customer of IBM, I'd love to have access to that tool. After all, I after reading my invoices, I always thought IBM stood for It'll Be More! I'd rolf, but then would I owe IBM more money?
Submission + - Happy birthday, Internet!
Comment Re:Expect it to be slow (Score 1) 468
Comment Well, I see his problem (Score 1) 504
six-year-old who recently stole his parents' car and drove it into a utility pole has passed the buck onto a familiar scapegoat: the video game, Grand Theft Auto. Rockstar Games' controversial Grand Theft Auto video game
Of course it's his parent's problem. Not only did they leave the keys where the child could find them, but they didn't prepare him properly. Everyone knows that they should have bought him Gran Turismo or any other driving simulation, instead of the game GTA, if they really wanted him to drive to school!
Comment Re:Slashdot, I'm in shock! (Score 1) 429
A time when you HAVE to stay indoors and play with the computer? I'm completely amazed that the 'is great' option hasn't got 100% of the votes here.
Don't we just stay in and play with the computers anyway, no matter the weather?
Comment Re:Snowbound? (Score 1) 429
I moved from the US to Canada in 1981, and I think I'm finally starting to think in metric!
Great. And now only 305,945,330 (http://www.census.gov/population/www/popclockus.html) more Americans to educate...