Every now and then somebody somewhere loses his or her mind, it's ok though, it's Gods way of keeping things real.

There's a house opposite my house that is an iSore. I took a picture of it with my iPad. It used to bean apple in someones i. So sue me.

Yes, Chimpanzees are a close relation to humans, as are Elephants, Snails, Ants, Whales, Dolphins ETC, ETC, ETC. Monkeys look similar, But are far, far removed from even coming close to being related any more than an elephant. I am constantly amazed at so called scientists contemplating such connection with no concrete evidence what so ever, Crazy people! Even Crazy Charlie Darwin admitted there is no connection, and yet to many he is god. As I say, Crazy!

This is probably the only reason I haven't purchased anything Apple since Apple 2 in 1977, That and the fact they took "Apple" from the beatles, obviously. just saying

Obviously all who believe in a God are bad people, have no idea about science and therefore reject science out of hand. They believe in something others don't just as YOU, do. We therefore are all the same and have no need of conflict...but ...wait...we are human and have human thoughts. That's not good for the ruling classes, people actually "thinking" God forbid.

your right, telephones across the board here are way behind Europe and some "Third World" countries also. I believe there is a conspiracy, although I have no proof, apart from plainly obvious comparisons.

Simple answer? Buy a lap top with software for their needs. IE: Mail software, and a browser, that's it, nothing fancy, your basic machine with basic progs. Operating system is irrelevant. If that is too difficult, you need to re-think your chosen profession. Over thinking is best done by lesser mortals.

Its nothing like a restaurant I hope....or do I?