But the Free Inquiry and the Skeptical Inquirer are well worth reading and supporting IMO.

That's what Chuck Norris said.

Was a five-minute ten-monkey job.

Am I the only one who thinks that it's strange for a firm that tests pens to hire security experts and participate in this competition?

I love it. Especially with butter and baked beans on top.

I agree; isn't it like saying "thieves can rob your house if they manage to bypass your security systems"?

So basically they're trying to stop "anti-revolutionary groups" from causing riots and revolutions?
(Yes, I know what they really mean by "anti-revolutionary").

I was grinning like and idiot all the way through the whole set of screenshots. Great memories.

What would've you done differently?

Cookies....

That joke went right over you head.

There is also the fact that frequently chewing gives you crooked teeth. I wonder if they started developing a battlefield alternative for braces.

... yayyyy ...

Don't forget the fact that they create a monopoly by requiring farmers that plant their seeds to exclusively use certain brands of pesticide and fertilizers.

Not in an all-male office :(