1. Get customers to sign up for 5 year plans of web hosting.
2. Kill customer, make is look like a suicide.
3.?
4. Profit!

I know kung fu.

If you want vertical space, 9:16 is also available :)

Although zip compression which was included recently in .net, SUCK. Don't take my word, ask the creator of gzip/zlib (he's working for nasa). http://stackoverflow.com/questions/11435200/why-does-my-c-sharp-gzip-produce-a-larger-file-than-fiddler-or-php/11435898#11435898 Most people use dotnetzip (ionic) instead, and rightly so.