Slashdot will never delete your account, no matter how many times you request them to do so! Aren't you glad that you gave them all that personal information now?

why won't slashdot delete my account upon request?

please delete my slashdot account

Sure, permanent retention of SSNs is bad. Even your "buddies" at slashdot will not delete an account if you request it. Try it; there is no way you can get them to delete even one of their lame accounts. For the love of breakfast, would someone please delete my idiotic account from slashdot?!?