Actually there is a company that actually does that in a very professional way! http://www.memory-of-mankind.c... . MoM physically prints your texts or pictures onto a very resistant ceramic plate which can withstand really harsh conditions and will probably outlive you by many, many years. What is even more interesting is that for every plate that is produced another duplicate is created and safely stored in a special underground salt mine. Every public plate (i.e. the copy that clients receive) also features a global map with the location of the designated mine. Therefore future civilizations will eventually find all the safely stored plates in the mine if they come across any public copy.

This would be a much more interesting battle. Java, Node, [Name your lang here] is just a vehicle