You are and idiot, it was a joke on the rapid "semi-exponential" growth that transistor count has been regarded to have, and obviously cellphones will never outnumber the insects on the plant or atoms in the universe. Really? You wanted to put down an AC for that?
Ear plugs with larger muffling headphones over top. You can get ear plugs made for YOUR ears from a doctor and the headphones designed for use with chainsaws. You should then just hear your breathing, which can get really annoying.
Except that I put money into my bank account and take it out.I buy food with it, I guy gas with it, sometimes I burn it, literally, but just because it has a digital representation does not mean it isn't also real.
I used a tablet, with a bluetooth keyboard, for most of my school needs. Taking notes and web surfing. I wouldn't give up my desktop for anything, but I felt the tablet was sufficient for everything else.