Oracle ID Card - I can't wait (Score 1)

I think this a great idea ! First we can introduce OracleID 2001 which will be free to all US Citizens. After a suitable period has elapsed - say 12 months - everybody will be asked toi upgrade to OracleID 2002. This will have additional features that 80% of the opulation will never use but it will require a larger wallet or purse to store it in. Periodically, 250 million people will get letters or e-mails from Oracle and it's partners asking them if they wish to purchase other Oracle products. This will cause both the Internet to come under stress and the US Postal Service, not to mention traffic to call centres, etc, etc. Occasionally, say every 3 months, 250 million people will be forced to reboot their cards. Upon power up they will find all manner of details will have changed including their date of birth, address, mother's maiden name. Yes all in all, Larry has to be congratulated in giving us all a good belly laugh in these truly testing times.