Tucker: No, nothing really, besides a bunch of crock pot recipes. Would those be useful?
Church: Do we have a crock pot?
Tucker: We did, but Caboose traded it to some annoying guy from Blue Base.
Church: What'd he get in return?
Tucker: A "mystery box."
Church: What was in the box?
Tucker: Forty jars of mayonnaise.
Church: Pssht. Well that's a good trade.
Tucker: Yeah, mayonnaise makes a good sunscreen.
Church: How did you- Never mind.