Re:My own research.... (Score 1)

I ran a similar study and found the loss of rednecks due to death by pickuptruck and be greatly reduced by providing the rednecks with shotguns and hunting grounds. They begin to colect food and reproduce in a self sustaining reaction. The only problem is stoping the rednecks from accidentially shooting each other when they exceed a critical level of beer in their system. Another potential mechanism would be to replace beer with wisky, resulting in a quicker but more expensive reaction.