NaveWeiss's Journal: Chinese Karma Whore is a dung monkey (UPDATED)

Do you know CKW?

He is such a jerk!

At first I thought that he's just a troll, because he just cursed me. And then he wrote me something formal and nice. Here's a quote:

I am in fact of Chinese descent. For more information, please read this thread

But when I replied him, his final response was like this:

I really don't understand your need to converse about stupid shit like housekeepers and professional sluts on slashdot. I don't mean to insult you but you must be *incredibly* lonely if you're trying to maintain a pleasant conversation on slashdot.

Writing in such a way shows of dishonesty, nastyness and stupidity. He must be a very bad person if he writes like this, don't you think? I was offended from him (mildly).

People shouldn't have such smallminded views like him. He shows the primitive part of the world and he should be shunned and banned by modern society.

UPDATE (24.04.2002): The Troll High Council notified me that there might still be a potential in this guy, so I decided to take on myself the project to help him to become a better person, through a series of supporting notes and coach messages. I hope you'll soon see the change in him.

You, sir

[Metrollica]

You, sir, are no better than this man [goatse.cx]!

Re:You, sir

[NaveWeiss]

Ofcourse I'm no better than this man.

He and I share the same poor destiny. I am a victim of today's material society, which prevents me to get a girlfriend, and that man is a victim of Klerck's ass widening.

May both of us be avenged.

Re:You, sir

[Metrollica]

For all I care go join the fucking Slashdot editing crew. I hear they are looking for fresh meat [goatse.cx] and I'm sure you'll make a welcome addition. Then you don't need to keep complaining you have no fucking girlfriend. Oh and two more things, blame your mother for your problems and fuck off.

Your profanity does not scare me

[NaveWeiss]

You are such a nasty creature.

First of all, Slashdot doesn't love me. Nobody loves me (yet), and I'm familiar with the concept of people (or creatures, like you) who hate me. And you have to know that you're marked as "evil" now, which means I hate YOU more than I hate CKW!

And I'm not going to "fuck off". I'm here to stay.

All hail NaveWeiss - the preserver of troll etiquette

Btw: goatse links are so passe. It's time the trolls find a new mascot.

Re:Your profanity does not scare me

[NaveWeiss]

I've been a loser, but not anymore.
I can feel the change in the wind right now, Nothing is in my way,
And theyre not gonna hold me down no more, no they're not gonna hold me down.
Cause Ive got faith of the heart.

And therefore, I've decided to take up a project of educating you. I shall make you a better person and help you to break free from your profanity and nastyness. I know it'll be hard for you at the begining, but at the end you'll thank me - I'm sure of it.

Re:Your profanity does not scare me

[jawtheshark]

Oh boy! I gotta read your conversations with NaiveWeiss.... They are hilarious. And I thought I was a fucked mind, you young lady (even a "Whore" can be a lady, even if you're a guy) need a good spanking badly.
I'm sure we'll find some pervs to do that in the most painfull way. I volunteer! ;-)

Re:Response

[NaveWeiss]

Hello nasty,

First of all, it's nice to see that you think I'm talking to the public, when I merely write stuff in my journal. I had no fans before, but after I wrote this message I got one fan, and I feel that all this thing is stirring attention. Maybe I'll get more friends here after all?

I wrote this journal entry because I'm angry and disappointed of you. You started talking to me and I thought it would be so nice, because you wrote in an interesting way, and then you abruptly terminated our communication in such a thoughtless way - and even marked me as a foe. You know how disappointing was it for me, to see near your handle the green icon of my friendship and then the yellow icon of your enmity? It is very one-sided and evil.

I'm such a poor man, and instead of helping me (what a normal human would do, at least according to the books!) you just wave your hand at me, saying "You must be so lonely".

It was /you/ who started writing to me. By starting to talk with someone, you have a responsibility. You can't decide things like "I don't want to continue any conversations with you", and you can't just walk away like that - no one will bear the consequences besides of you.

Re:Response

[NaveWeiss]

I'm not a troll, not yet a monster.

What I actually find interesting about you...

[jawtheshark]

...is that you write really well. Extremely well for my (uneducated) opinion. Why would an intelligent person, like you seem to be, spoil his/her time on Trolling? I tried trolling, I really didn't find it that fun. Why don't you do something constructive with your ability to write? It's a serious question.
Disclaimer: I was not the AC to whom you replied.

Re:Response

[phyxeld]

Just to avoid confusion, ie anyone thinking NaveWeiss posted it, I herby claim credit for the AC post in question. I regret not being logged in when I posted that.

I realized that if I continued arguing with him, then I would just make myself look foolish by association.

Oops, too late. ;-)

Re:Response

[NaveWeiss]

On, thank you! :)

Hilarious

[Dr. Carl Jung]

Oh poor baby, NaveWeiss got his FEELINGS HURT on Slashdot...