FYI - a thing I came to believe may work... enter your primary defiining keyword multiple times.

Not too shabby. Actually work quite well. Just don't ask 'What are they, exactly?'.

So, nothing else in water is negatively charged - and going to 'get there first'?

"They say the meek shall inherit the earth." What if 'meek' has been egotistically mis-interpreted away from 'mice, rabbits, etc.'

I'm looking forward to the /. post announcing the invention of a means to blow-mold an inside surface with a rough texture.