It's possible they submitted something way over the top instead of what they really wanted to get the censors to object. Then, they submit the relatively tamer, original, version and get it approved. It's something South Park does all the time, so I wouldn't be surprised if anything cut from the American release was actually intended to be in it.

Finally, a printer that won't peek on me in the shower.

Wasn't this technology showcased in Men in Black?

Funny thing is, all those devices use 802.11g, not 802.11b or 802.11-1997.

Who got Gates and what did he get?

Can't wait to see how this pans out and how they traced the accounts back to Wiki-PR.

Call me when there's a universal ordering/wallet app instead of poor wrappers on their existing websites.

I think a towel would be more appropriate.

At first I thought this was about cyborgized birds, but was sadly mistaken.

Does this mean Twilight is the Mormon equivalent to porn?

I like how the article neglects to mention that Nintendo is only claiming the revenue from more recent games such as ones on the 3DS or Wii U. Also, it's not like Nintendo is the first to do it. Sony, EA, Square-Enix, Microsoft, SEGA, Konami, Namco, and a handful of others have done it, too.