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Comment Almost any game scripting. (Score 1) 510

Many games today come with built in scripting engines. You can learn how to program and have instant gratification of seeing your work being rendered in a 3d intractable environment immediately. I remember seeing a friend learn about object oriented programming by scripting for Unreal Tournament. Pick almost any game and you can start to script for it and it's fun. Just let your imagination come up with all sorts of ideas you wanted to do in game, and go program it. There's no real need to go build your own 3d engine or even have to worry about 3d graphics when you start programming, yet you can easily make use of it all.

Comment Re:You don't know Jack! (Score 1) 205

So You don't Know Jack Schitt
The lineage is finally revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and 0. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married 0. Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.

ln turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children:
Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding."The Schitt-Happens" children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

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