This guy screams at me that they won't die, that the big head keeps healing the little heads.

Got it. Big head is the target.

So I start climbing up the net, only for the little heads to swat me down like a fly. So, I start knocking the shit out of the little head on the left, until it's stunned. Ah, ok. So I go over to the right little head, smack it like a red-headed step child and knock it out, only the left one had already been healed.

So I think I need to alternate between the two. So, I run back and forth between the two, until WHAM! Left one down, WHAM! right one down. So I break for the net, start climbing - and what the hell? That was a lot faster of a heal that time.

So then I think, hmm, maybe there's a way to pin these things down for a while. A HA! There is. Take that, Hydra! I am the Ghost of Sparta! THIS! IS! SPARTA!

Why are you looking at me like that? I hadn't played it before and it was only 10 bucks. Besides, Velveeta and Ro-Tel are expensive.

While overall food costs are down, Prices for natural cheese (except cottage cheese) and melons went up in October.

How can I cover the world in molten cheese and jalapeno peppers when the price keeps going up?

By far, this is the largest post-election sell-off in history. Thanks, Obama!

You know, this nose dive in the DOW is certainly different from the days when it went up to 13000. In fact, you could call it the recent drop to just over 7400 "Change". I wonder if there's any politician that ran on a platform of just "change" recently?

As far as change goes, anyone got any? I just need bus fare for the ride home. Hey mister, can you spare some change?

I think the Obama campaign's propaganda may have been written by a Dyslexic.

My theory is that "Change We Need" was supposed to be "We Need Change", as in "Change? Got any spare change, buddy?" *Clink* "Oh thank you God bless you sir HEY THAT WAS JUST A NICKEL YOU STINGY SCROOGE!"

Ever since Obama won, the market, which realizes his tax increases will throw the country into a Depression, has reacted poorly.

Down 400 points today.

Thanks, Obama!

Anyone who wants to blame Bush needs to remember that after Bush won in 2000, the media was aghast that anyone would blame Clinton for the recession. Remember them claiming that Bush was "talking down the economy"?

Therefore, by this logic - this 10% is on Obama.

I guess soon all we'll have (in our pockets) is Change.

Games where you play virtual instruments and try to just mash buttons in a certain tempo are lame.

Gamers that play these types of games are the worst kind of loser.

Learn to play a real instrument. No one fucking cares how l33t you think you are playing a stupid ass game like Guitar Queero, fag.

Looks like a dead ape of some kind to me. Any local zoos missing an Orangutan?

I think the reason that "Star Wars: Clone Wars" is going to suck so bad is simple:

It's to make the Star Wars fanbois forget how awful the prequel trilogy was.

Think I'm wrong? Why else would there be a baby Hutt that will make you pine for the glory days of Jar Jar Binks and that Mutant Fly Pod Racer?

Ohh. Goober Fish. OOH! BIG GOOBER FISH! HELP US ANNIE! MEESA SO SCARED!

Seriously. Check out this dumbass: Ironing Tips

Everyone knows the right way to iron clothes is this:
Step 1: Get married
Step 2: Say "Iron this, bitch!"

BANZAI!!