Cow's get out because the herd is effectively the animal equivalent of a superfluid; A superfluid will also escape from an unsealed container and it's not remotely intelligent...(except in the case of fiction)

Koha is the Maori word for "gift" - It's about as generic as the english word "gift". An example in the New Zealand context would be Te Papa Tongarewa (translates as "container of treasures" - the National Museum of New Zealand) having a box by the door labelled "Koha" in the hope you'll put some money in it to help support the museum and to show your appreciation for the place.

If you ask almost any New Zealander what Koha is (that's approximately 4 million people) they'd nearly all say it means gift or donation.

I don't think he misspelled Maori deliberately - I've submitted one of the dupes to this story - the Slashdot editing/preview ate the a-macron in Maori and displays it as Mori instead; so I expect abesottedphoenix did the same thing.

Hmm, the MS Blog doesn't say you need to do an OS reinstall; only replace the MBR with a clean one; then do a system restore to a point in time PRIOR to the infection - entirely different to a reinstall