Comment Leaked internal memo (Score 2) 123
Top Twelve Rejected Slogans at Celera:
12. Maximizing current shareholder value for the good of humanity.
11. Have you seen our famous "Geewhiznomics!" roadshow? It's Not Real Science, but an Incredible Simulation.
10. Proving Adam Smith right, one basepair at a time.
9. Now available for licensing: Professionally packaged, Fully Annotated Roman Alphabet Plus(TM).
8. No, Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke don't actually work here.
7. Celera. Not At All Like Microsoft.
6. "We will bury you, decadent academicians."
5. Just your friendly neighborhood giant corporation profiting from publicly funded reasearch.
4. Have you seen our new island fortress?
3. Proud underwriters of the Aldous Huxley Chair of Biology.
2. Celera. Not At All Like Microsoft.
And the top rejected slogan for Celera....
1. Annotators wanted starting $5.50/hr (nights).
