Sidestepping A-to-D Convertors For Town Government's Cable TV? 539
Comment Dialing fingers anyone? (Score 1) 821
Hmmm from TFA... To speak with a representative from the Parents Television Council, please contact Kelly Oliver (ext. 140) or Megan Franko (ext. 148) at (703) 683-5004.
Comment Re:Freedom from porn. (Score 1) 1067
Puts me in mind of one of my favorite songs...
I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president...
Carter Power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school
Your kids will meditate in school!
[Chorus:]
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay!
[Chorus]
Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece
Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower.
DIE on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will croak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown
When you mess with President Brown
[Chorus]
Shuttle Reentry Over the Continental US 139
Quake 3 For Android 137
64-Bit Flash Player For Linux Finally In Alpha 172
Grateful Dead Percussionist Makes Music From Supernovas 57
PS3 Hacked? 296
Living In Tokyo's Capsule Hotels 269
Palm Pre and WebOS Get Native Gaming 49
Apple Orders 10 Million Tablets? 221
Comment So... (Score 2, Insightful) 18
now it'll just be the guards smuggling dope in?
Comment Re:Holy mother of God, this is lame (Score 1) 337
Apparently you have never worked at Dell. I was amazed at the number of heart attacks from week to week.