Comment More SCO News (Score 1) 1137
In additional SCO News...
1. SCO declares the Law of Gravity null and void. Spokesman declares: "Gravity is an infringment on our patented system of keeping stuff on the earth." (However, SCO doesn't really generate gravity, it just sucks.)
2. SCO filed suit in federal court today claiming they have a patent on breathing.
3. SCO's latest legal defense against the GPL: "We don't like it, poopy-pants!"
4. SCO was also going to sue the *BSDs until a little bird flew in and said, "Dumbass! That's already been tried."
5. SCO is copyrighting its press releases so that it can sue the newspapers that publish them.
1. SCO declares the Law of Gravity null and void. Spokesman declares: "Gravity is an infringment on our patented system of keeping stuff on the earth." (However, SCO doesn't really generate gravity, it just sucks.)
2. SCO filed suit in federal court today claiming they have a patent on breathing.
3. SCO's latest legal defense against the GPL: "We don't like it, poopy-pants!"
4. SCO was also going to sue the *BSDs until a little bird flew in and said, "Dumbass! That's already been tried."
5. SCO is copyrighting its press releases so that it can sue the newspapers that publish them.
