I would take a picture of myself laughing and send that back in reply to be honest.

Ah, nostalgia. Tandy 1000 TX here. I still have it stored away, and now I wonder if it still boots up.

I would be willing to volunteer for a one-way trip to the Red Planet. Crazy? Probably. Suicide? Who knows. Incredible opportunity? Darn right. Give me 5 or more years of notice, a hefty paycheck for those years ($1 million-ish, to toss out a figure) and I would be willing to board the ship on a one-way trip there.

Andy, you got yourself a crewmate! I only require a copy of the Google cache and updates by radio. And I can leave as soon as Thursday evening.

Hell, anything to get off a planet in which John Walsh has a talk show...

All my neighbors are idiots, all their internet activity does is add spyware to their machines. I don't want to be part of that. Not to mention the neighbors taking all the bandwith trying to download porn or something...