MySQL Troll - Slashdot User

Subject	Datestamp	Replies	Score
SELECT pr_release FROM responses	*Saturday June 21, 2003 @06:07PM		-1
attached to Honeypot For Identifying Email-Harvesters
The real question is...	*Monday June 02, 2003 @12:01PM	1	-1
attached to Interview Responses From BitTorrent's Bram Cohen
SELECT 'people' FROM 'line'	*Saturday May 17, 2003 @02:46PM		-1
attached to Matrix Reloads to $42.5 Million Opening
SELECT 'corrections' FROM 'poll_selections'	*Friday May 16, 2003 @07:48PM		-1
attached to Poll: Best artifact from your dot-com job?
SELECT 'clever_select_statement' FROM 'responses'	*Saturday May 10, 2003 @06:51PM		-1
attached to New Diablo II Patch Finally Revealed
SELECT profound_sadness FROM emotions	*Sunday March 16, 2003 @09:28PM	1	-1
attached to MySQL A Threat to Bigwigs?
SELECT who_still_uses_this FROM pascal	*Sunday March 16, 2003 @12:30PM	1	-1
attached to XPde Makes X11 Resemble Windows
SELECT lame_tagline FROM subjects	*Tuesday March 04, 2003 @11:38AM	1	-1
attached to Lupin III Coming to Hollywood
SELECT real_problem_with_society FROM /.	*Tuesday March 04, 2003 @10:59AM		-1
attached to The t68i Replacement is Here
UPDATE slashcode SET first_post_filter='bayesian'	*Sunday March 02, 2003 @10:50AM		-1
SELECT pr_statement_21 FROM responses	*Sunday March 02, 2003 @10:46AM		-1
attached to TarProxy Creates Tar Pit... For Spammers
SELECT pr_statement_21 FROM responses	*Sunday February 23, 2003 @05:14PM		-1, Offtopic
attached to UK to "get serious" About Renewable Energy
UPDATE spam_list SET users='aol_address_list'	*Sunday February 23, 2003 @04:27PM	1	0
attached to AOL's Merlin Compromised?
SELECT english_translation WHERE summary like='%	*Sunday February 23, 2003 @04:49PM		0
attached to Mandrake Linux... Not Dead Yet?
SELECT real_dbms FROM databases WHERE type='poopy'	*Saturday February 22, 2003 @03:14PM		-1, Offtopic
UPDATE successful_first_posts SET cid='5361144'	*Saturday February 22, 2003 @03:07PM	1	-1, Offtopic
attached to Apple is Going Out of Business ... Again
SELECT =) FROM things_that_make_dumb_stuff_funny	*Saturday February 22, 2003 @02:29PM		0
attached to Build Your Own Weather Balloon
SELECT agreement FROM responses	*Saturday February 22, 2003 @02:21PM		0
attached to "Clone Wars" Cartoon Shorts on Cartoon Network
SELECT pr_statement FROM responses	*Friday February 21, 2003 @09:13PM		-1, Offtopic
attached to PCMCIA Announces NEWCARD Format
SELECT oh_come_on FROM slashdot_responses	*Friday February 21, 2003 @05:55PM		-1
attached to Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self?
SELECT how_to_not_get_first_post FROM stuff	*Thursday February 20, 2003 @12:51PM	2	-1, Offtopic
attached to Ebay's Flexible Privacy Policy
SELECT your_mom FROM women_Ive_slept_with	*Wednesday February 19, 2003 @08:05PM	2	-1, Troll
attached to Linux Xbox Project Seeks Microsoft Signature
INSERT into filtered_words SET word='Sweet Jesus'	*Tuesday February 18, 2003 @09:01PM		1
SELECT from users WHERE type='mistaken'	*Tuesday February 18, 2003 @08:16PM	1	2, Funny
attached to Slashback: Nerves, Unis, Subtitles