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Journal Journal: Sunday morning 1

The sound of the landscapers working on the lawn awoke me. I could tell it was still very early, because my alarm hadn't even gone off yet. The thin beams of light peircing the blinds fell blue against the floor. I slowly forced my grogy-body into a sitting position, leaned back against the wall, and split the blinds apart to get a good look at the weather.
GNU is Not Unix

Journal Journal: A myriad of emotions 2

I was wandering down Main Street yesterday morning, I believe that I was shopping for shoes, when I caught a glimpse of a very attractive "surfer chick". Light brown hair, athletic build, short form-hugging O'Neil swimming trunks.

I paused, stared at the slowly crawling clouds in the sky, and thought to myself: "Man, it would be fucking sweet to drag my sweaty ball sac across her pretty virgin face".

I then turned to my girlfriend and smiled.

Role Playing (Games)

Journal Journal: I got big old balls 5

I got big balls
Big ol' balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs

Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

Comment Re:Many Fronts (Score 2, Interesting) 427

Very True -- this kind of action is unlike them, which is probably more of a sign of trickery than actual progress. If releasing a press statement that says they're studying linux to make their own stuff better and hang a "linux research" sign on the broom closet, I wouldn't be shocked.

It's also very unlike them to show (valuable) source code. If they did release their own flavor of linux, they'd have to show the source *And* they'd be in competition with themselves. I have a distinct feeling that they're studying Linux's methodologies and underlying structures for comparison, and tooting their own horn about it in the process.

This isn't the first time MS has been the last guy to the party -- they totally blew it on the internet, and they're totally blowing it on Linux/OSS stuff now. I agree -- .NET and win 2k3 speaks volumes about how they're stepping up to either compete with Linux or make it look as unattractive as possible.

I would love to see a version of office for linux, if MS became that desperate :) You have no idea how much I want to drag a word doc into mozilla and email it, and vice versa.
Sun Microsystems

Journal Journal: Onward trolls!!! 2

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