what about.. (Score 1)

..guess the name/contents of the first Code Red worm variation and win a prize (you did something close to this for Dmitry, come on!)

My guesses:

Code Pink worm:
-Infects IIS servers that have females for sysadmins
-Displays the message: Welcome to http://www.pinkyandbrain.com ! Hacked by perverts!
-Solution: take the windozer machine and put it on the fridge

Code Green worm:
-Infects IIS servers that have nature-friendly sysadmins
-Displays the message: Welcome to http://www.TreesWithWorms.com ! Hacked by trees!
-Solution: Pouring water on the machine that as the IIS server

Code "1m 50 313373 th4t 1 3v3n d0nt kn0w c0l0rX" worm:
-Infects IIS servers that have sysadmins that were once skript kiddies
-Displays the message: Welcome to http://WankWankWank.313373rTh4nJ00.aol ! Hacked by chinese! (skripts kiddies are too leet for changing the msg Hacked by chinese)
-Solution: never play with yourself EVER again.

And so on and so on..

A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire

(nevermind the previous post, I forgot to log in..)